Hand me the giant size can of Raid

Wish I had a nicer dream to record. Mine was about a huge bug—sort of like a blown-up beetle. It was about a foot long, with yellow spots on it. I was standing in the living room and could see it in the kitchen. My ex was there (he’s in my dreams a bit too often, lately). He grabbed something and whacked the bug over and over, but it wouldn’t die. Instead, it turned around and started inching in my direction. Then the bug wasn’t a bug, it looked like a large coconut. My ex split it open and the two halves wobbled then stopped. I was afraid it was going to move again but then my alarm sounded.